Will Rogers

Found this cool site...some of his choice quotes:

"You can't say civilization doesn't advance...in every war they kill you a new way."
"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there."
"I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it."
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."
"There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth."
"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."